compiled by Sabrina Redlingshafer

Grade?

Junior

How do you spend most your time?

I watch a lot of documentaries on Netflix (check out “Children Underground” about the paint-sniffing children who live in an underground train station of rural Romania). I’m also usually thinking of clever tweets or talking to my American short-hair cat, Giuseppe.

Democratic, Republican or Other?

Democrat

What are your pet peeves?

Excessive sneezing and/or coughing, when photographers use a camera flash when it’s unnecessary and when freshmen don’t hold the door for me.

What is your biggest fear?

Nicki Minaj

If you were to create a slogan for your life, what would it be?

“Woah-woah-woah” (Workaholics reference)

Do you have any hidden talents/obsessions?

I have a really good Soviet accent.

If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?

That’s easy, a manatee, because they are the friendliest aquatic mammals in the seven seas.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Oh my God. No.

What do you look for in a boyfriend?

A good taste in music

Who’s your Celebrity Crush?

Prince William or Ralph Macchio in the original “Karate Kid”

Number one played song on your iPod?

“Bigmouth Strikes Again” by The Smiths

If you could have a tattoo what would it be and why?

I wouldn’t [have a tattoo].

Future career or ambitions?

Graphic designer, part-time DJ

What’s your favorite part of journalism?

Seeing people read my stories after the issue is released.

If you were a brand, what brand would you be?

Toaster Strudel

Dream College?

New York University

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