compiled by Sabrina Redlingshafer
Grade?
Junior
How do you spend most your time?
School, homework, sleeping, volunteering at Wayside Waifs, working at a concession stand, listening to music, watching college basketball, being awesome
Democratic, Republican or Other?
Libertarian
What are your pet peeves?
Loud chewing/swallowing, people, Maroon 5 and Nickelback
What is your biggest fear?
Wal-Mart
If you were to create a slogan for your life, what would it be?
Ain’t no party like an S Club Party. (If you don’t get my reference, you don’t listen to enough British 90’s pop.)
Do you have any hidden talents/obsessions?
I can make my tongue into the shape of a four-leaf clover. I can also sing the presidents in order. So basically, I’m awesome.
If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?
A lion so that I could live on Pride Rock and be hoisted into the air by Rafiki while all the other jungle creatures sing “Circle of Life” to me.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Might as well.
What do you look for in a boyfriend?
Sarcastic, smart, polite, good hair, weird in the best possible way
Who’s your Celebrity Crush?
Prince Harry and Chris Hemsworth
Number one played song on your iPod?
Everything and anything by Florence + the Machine and/or the Kooks
If you could have a tattoo what would it be and why?
Probably some inspiration song lyric or something really deep that people would be confused by
Future career or ambitions?
Peace Corp member/special education teacher/wedding planner/FBI agent/strange dog lady
What’s your favorite part of journalism?
Being able to write about controversial issues and give people all the facts about what they gossip about
If you were a brand, what brand would you be?
Snuggie
Dream College?
University of Florida
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