compiled by Sabrina Redlingshafer
Grade?
Senior
How do you spend most your time?
I play a lot of college sports video games from the early 2000s. And I like James Bond. Also, hot-air ballooning.
Democratic, Republican or Other?
Liberal/Democrat
What are your pet peeves?
Wooden pencils.
What is your biggest fear?
Moths, hands down. It’s the way they flutter. They’re like dusty and hairy.
If you were to create a slogan for your life, what would it be?
Drive fast, take chances.
Do you have any hidden talents/obsessions?
I’m pretty good at hook shots. (in basketball)
If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?
A grizzly bear because they’re cool.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.
What do you look for in a girlfriend?
Stunning features and nice hair.
Who’s your Celebrity Crush?
Tom Brady.
Number one played song on your iPod?
“The Man and Me” by Bob Dylan
If you could have a tattoo what would it be and why?
I wouldn’t get a tattoo. If I had to, I’d get a Chinese symbol and change the meaning each time someone asked.
Future career or ambitions?
I want to be an NBA player.
What’s your favorite part of journalism?
Putting a paper out.
If you were a brand, what brand would you be?
Pillow Pets.
Dream College?
Georgetown University
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