compiled by Sabrina Redlingshafer

Grade? 

Senior

How do you spend most your time? 

[I spend my time] kiting.

Democratic, Republican or Other? 

Democratic, I think

What are your pet peeves? 

Annoying people.

What is your biggest fear?

Oompa Loompas.

If you were to create a slogan for your life, what would it be?

If there’s grass on the field, play ball.

Do you have any hidden talents/obsessions?

I can bend my thumb 90 degrees.

If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?

Gorilla because it holds a position of power.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

No.

What do you look for in a girlfriend?

A nice bod.

Who’s your Celebrity Crush?

Celine Dion.

Number one played song on your iPod?

“Hallelujah” by Jeff Buckley.

If you could have a tattoo what would it be and why?

I wouldn’t get one.

Future career or ambitions?

Vice President of the USA.

What’s your favorite part of journalism?

The best part is being Co-editor-in-chief, [the other students] listen to me.

If you were a brand, what brand would you be?

Reebok.

Dream College?

No college, travel the world.

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