compiled by Sabrina Redlingshafer

Grade?

Junior

How do you spend most your time?

I watch Netflix a lot, like “Workaholics,” work on homework. I try to make friends. I take a really long time to think of witty things to say on Facebook. And eating fast food. I liked Taco Bell before, but they got rid of Loaded Grillers. I don’t know, McDonalds. Oh, and cross country obviously.

Democratic, Republican or Other?

I don’t follow politics. I’m not informed and don’t plan to be.

What are your pet peeves?

Rubbing Styrofoam against each other and a lot of people to be honest.

What is your biggest fear?

Sharks, no doubt.

If you were to create a slogan for your life, what would it be?

Don’t be stupid.

Do you have any hidden talents/obsessions?

I’m not really good at anything.

If you could be any animal, which would you be and why?

That’s pretty easy, a dolphin because it’s the smartest animal and it lives in the ocean.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

Oh my God, yes.

What do you look for in a girlfriend?

Primarily good looks, flexibility to try new things.

Who’s your Celebrity Crush?

Kate Middleton.

Number one played song on your iPod?

“Seventh Floor Crew” by the University of Miami football team

If you could have a tattoo what would it be and why?

Honestly, I wouldn’t get a tattoo.

Future career or ambitions?

I don’t know what I want to do at all to be honest. I guess like be happy and make a difference in someone’s life.

What’s your favorite part of journalism?

It’s project-based and a different classroom environment.

If you were a brand, what brand would you be?

McDonald’s

Dream College?

University of Notre Dame

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